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CheddarMan, a somewhat scholarly gentleman from the upper midwest, sent this one...

Florence and Edna, two elderly ladies, were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall where a flower show was in progress.

Florence leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring, Edna. We never have any fun anymore. For
$10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!''

''You're on!'' said Edna, holding up a $10.00 note.

Florence slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked
(as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, Edna soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause
and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked Florence came through the exit door surrounded by a loud, cheering,
clapping crowd.

''What happened, Florence?'' asked the waiting Edna.

''I won $1000 as 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement.''
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