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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw, what he felt was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen,
boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat... As fate would have it, she took the
seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention
n Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was this gorgeous woman sitting right next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded.

"I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

“Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."

Pausing, she continued: "Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is
men of Jewish heritage who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm so sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really
be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name..."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends, they call me Bubba..."
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