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Beef, a witty gentleman with an electrifying personality, sent this one about little blue pills...

Jasper Jones, an elderly man in his eighties, gets up out of his recliner and puts on his coat.

His wife, Adele, asks him: "Where are you going?"

Jasper replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She asks, "Are you sick?"

"No" he answers, "I'm going to get me some of those new blue pills from my doctor."

Upon hearing this, Adele quickly gets up from her rocker and begins putting on her coat.

"Where are you going?" asks Jasper.

"I'm going to see the doctor, too," Adele responds.

He says, "Why?"

"If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, Jasper, " she explains, "I'm going to get me a tetanus shot!"

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