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grin NCR ~ Saturday Humor... 12:43 AM, EST

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A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in Economy Class gets up, and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy Class, and she will have to sit in that section in back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class, who belongs in Economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy Class she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The Pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I can speak blonde."

Walking back to the blonde, the Pilot whispers in her ear.

The blonde replies, "Oh, I'm sorry" and gets up and goes straight back to her seat in Economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the Pilot what he could have said to make her move without any fuss.

With a grin, the Pilot replied: "I told her, first class isn't going to Toronto."
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