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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!."

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

"What the hell is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Laura!" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker: "It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!"
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