"Seems to me that you presented a seminar discussing illegals
at the convention a few years ago."

Thanks Paul, the seminar was fun.
I also had copies of the Jones, Taylor, and Hunt records at the seminar. After the seminar, they were donated to the Club library.

"At the end of your presentation, you offered one illegal
to any of the participants who wanted one."

Don't remember how many attended, maybe 40 or so.
I know roughly 100 illegals were missing from the box I offered.
To be honest most asked before they took more than one.