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An older man in Louisiana had a rather large farm that he'd owned for many years.

There was a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he'd fixed up the area with picnic tables, a horseshoe pit and volleyball/badminton court along with some apple and peach trees.

One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. On the way, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket so he could bring back some fruit.

Nearing the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a group of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

Loudly clearing his throat, he made them aware of his presence and they all quickly went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the ladies shouted to him, '"We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim without your clothes or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator..."

Some old guys can still think fast.

Life is a gift!