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The Revenoor, a most perceptive gentleman from out west, sent this one...

One day a florist went to a barbershop for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you today. I'm doing community service his week."

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later on, a cop came in for a haircut. When he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you today. I'm doing community service this week."

The cop was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open, he found a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut. When he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you today. I'm doing community service this week."

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

The Revenoor closed by noting that: Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason...

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