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Nate, an 85 year old man, went for his annual check up and the doctor told him: "Nate, my friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."

Old Nate replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."

The doctor asked him how he knew that.

"Why," said old Nate, "I must live a good, clean life or the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."

The doctor looked a little concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?"

"Yep," said old Nate, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."

Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when old Nate's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband had said.

"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental conditions. Nate told me every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."

"Why that rascal!" she said. "I thought that someone's been peeing in our refrigerator."
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