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A 79-year-old man had never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 22-year-old blonde girl, and it is love at first sight.

After a very short courtship, they get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.

When they returned home a week later, his friend asks him, "So, tell me, how was it?"

"Oh, it was beautiful," says the man. "The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we..."

His friend interrupts him: "A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?"

"Oh," says the man, "We almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday, we almost..."
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