One day, while going to the store, I passed by an assisted living/retirement center.

On the front lawn were six elderly ladies lying naked on the grass: Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same way and noticed that the same six elderly ladies were lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the retirement center's administrator.

"Do you know there are six elderly ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

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"Yes," she said. "They're retired hookers, and they're having a yard sale."

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