Five surgeons from major cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, said: "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, tells them: "Nope. I really think librarians are the best… Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, managed to shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on." Pausing, he continued: "There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."
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