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An old geezer takes the day off work and goes golfing. On the third hole he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears "Ri-Bet! 9 Iron".

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ri-Bet! 9 Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 8 inches from the cup.

He's shocked and says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replied "Ri-Bet! Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks.

"Ri-Bet! 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replied, "Ri-Bet! Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

The frog said, "Ri-Bet! Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, he asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

The frog responded, "Ri-Bet! $2000. Black 10."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ri-Bet! Kiss Me."

He figures why not? since, after all the frog did for him he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a drop-dead gorgeous 16-year-old girl.

"And that, Your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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