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A small chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. OK, to tell the truth, she was somewhat flat chested.

She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The salesclerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she was rebuffed in much the same manner a second time.

After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become thoroughly disgusted. Leaving the mall in tears, she drove to Sears.

Marching up to the sales clerk in the Lingerie Dept., she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The saleswoman looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
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