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A couple, Fred and Mary, made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Mary's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.

After a long and somewhat happy life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..."

Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed, Mary."

"Well, what it's like?"

Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."

So, a happy Mary replies, "Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven."

Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
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