Pastor Brown's wife was expecting a baby. The pastor went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, it was decided that when the pastor's family expanded, so would his pay check.

Time passed, and after five children, this arrangement became expensive. The congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's growing family and salary. As you might imagine there was much yelling and bickering as to how much more it could potentially cost.

A good hour passed and finally Pastor Brown, rose from his seat and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is a gift from God and we will take as many gifts as He provides!"

A hush fell upon the room.

From way in the back, a little old man with a full beard stood up, and in his frail voice said: "Rain is also a gift from God and when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

The entire congregation responded: "Amen!"
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