1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.

2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.

3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Heftybag.

4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa.

5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos.

6. The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse.

7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Feebird!

8. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart.

9. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt.

10. Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Vishul C++

11. Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.

12. New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear?

13. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"

14. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.

15. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse.

16. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.

17. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire...

18. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.

19. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.
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