or the question?
You know you're from Florida if...
You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and February.
Anything under 95 is just warm and anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
It's a perfect 72 degrees outside, but you run the A/C just to keep mildew from growing on your shoes.
You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, Nascar and Go Gators.
You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
You dread lovebug season.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
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