Mike, a young bachelor, moves into a nudist colony. Two weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a recent photo of himself in half and mails it to Granny.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally mailed the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad Granny's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from Granny. It read:
Michael:
Thank you for the picture.
Love, Granny
Change your hairstyle...
It makes your nose look too short.
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