A Man went to a dirty book store looking for an inflatable doll.

He asked the clerk where they were.

The Clerk asked the man if he wanted a doll that was a Man or a Woman?

The Man Said a Woman.

The Clerk asked if he wanted a White or Black Doll?

The Man said a White one.

The Clerk asked the man if he wanted a Christian or M*slum Doll?

The Man became very confused and asked what the difference was between a Christian and a M*slum Doll?

The Clerk Replied that the M*slum dolls blow themselves up......

OK not really the best