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grin NCR ~ Sunday Humor... 1:31 AM, EST

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A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway, here are some of the humorous lines she received...

1. Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

2. We three kings of porridge and tar

3. On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

4. Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

5. He's makin a list, chicken and rice.

6. Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

7. With the jelly toast proclaim...

8. Olive, the other reindeer. (All of the other reindeer)

9. Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

10. Sleep in heavenly peas

11. Round John Virgin, Mother and Child

12. You'll go down in Listerine

13. Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

14. Oh come, Froggy faithful
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