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A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom blonde lady a few seats down, wearing a very skimpy blouse. A conservative estimate says her breasts are 44DD.

At the end of the bar, a guy calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.

As the blonde unknowingly turns to reach for some peanuts, the mug hits her arm, splashing the beer all over her torso.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer from her neck and off the front of her blouse.

This happens a couple more times. The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick blonde's neck and she immediately decks him!

He is laying on the floor moaning, "Geez lady... Why do you hit me, but let the bartender do it?"

"Duh!" says the blonde, "He has a licker license!"
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