Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."

- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has
a hole-in-one.

- What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.

- What was Elin doing out at 2:30 in the morning? Clubbing.

- Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't
decide between a wood and an iron.