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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Las Vegas. The weather ahead is reportedly good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax... Oh my God!"

The passengers sat in silence, anticipating terrible news.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I may have scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot liquid in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
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