Blonde

It was the first time that Tiffany, a blonde, was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.

The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said Tiffany.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," moaned Tiffany. "It just wouldn't sit still!"

Redneck

Young Jethro was sitting in his grandmother's kitchen, watching her as she prepared the Thanksgiving meal.

"What are you doing, Granny?" Jethro asked.

"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," Granny replied.

"That's cool, Granny!" Jethro said. "Are you gonna hang it next to the deer?"
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