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During a good manners and etiquette class being held for elementary school children, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to use the bathroom, what would you say to her?"

Mikie replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going to go for a p!ss."

The teacher says: "No. That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Dennis replies: "I'm sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word toilet during a meal, is unpleasant."

Then Little Ralphie jumps to his feet and says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
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