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A man goes to visit his 87-year-old grandpa at St. Eulalia's Hospital.

"How are you, Grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problems there. Nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a V!agra tablet. That's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.

"What are you people doing?" he asks, and continues, "I'm told you're giving an 87-year-old V!agra on a daily basis. Surely that cannot be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a V!agra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the V!agra stops him from rolling out of bed."
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