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A very excited and angry blonde woman arrives at J.C. Penney's and charges up the escalator to Customer Service...

Blonde Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and ccouldn't get through; can you help me?"

Customer Service Clerk: "Where did you get that number, Ma'am?"

Blonde Customer: Well, duh! Like it's on the door of your business."

Customer Service Clerk: "Ma'am, those are the hours that we are open."
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