It was a beautiful sunny day and I was walking past the sanitarium...

On the other side of the fence, I could hear all the patients loudly chanting: "13... 13... 13..."

The fence was too high for me to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on...

Some idiot, obviously waiting on the other side of the fence, poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting "14... 14... 14..."
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