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Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!
His name was submitted for the award by George Soros just moments before Obama actually watched part of a game on television aboard Air Force One.
Obama learned about the Heisman while traveling to accept an Academy Award for his appearances in post-election campaign ads.
The White House also announced today that Obama has reluctantly been persuaded by his staff and the ACLU to present himself with the Presidential Medal Of Freedom for the outstanding deeds he hopes to accomplish sometime in the future. A decision on his Congressional Medal of Honor has been temporarily sidetracked because of minor technical issues concerning eligibility.
In the meantime, decisions on the wars in Afghanistanand Iraq, as well as the economy, have been delayed indefinitely due to the president's busy schedule of public appearances. When asked what involvement he will have in the healthcare bill named in his honor, Obama replied: I will probably vote "Present".
Robert
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