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A married couple were vacationing in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper, with a Jamaican accent, say, "You foreigners! Come in. Please come into my humble shop."

So the couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he knew himself to be.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican. Unable to control himself, he bent him over the table, and began tearing at the Jamaican's pants.

Only at the very last possible second, was the Jamaican was able to scream: "You got dem on de WRONG feet, Mon!"
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