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The Chip Board Archive 19

grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor... (1:49 AM EDST)

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Howard decides to visit his elderly aunt who is living in a local assisted-living center.

When he arrives, it turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts that are sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and Howard realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts!

"I'm so sorry, Auntie. I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, Dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."
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Countdown complete. ~ Blastoff this afternoon ~ Back next week!


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