Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to Me
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Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.

Practice Safe Sex... Go Screw Yourself.

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

Illiterate? Write For Help.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit

Where Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

I don't question your existence
- GOD

Next time you think you're perfect... Try walking on water.

Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Come the rapture can I have your car?

It's okay, I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.

If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?

Eve was framed.

I didn't go to work today, the voices told me to stay home and clean my guns.

If I Was Homeless, I'd Be Home Now.

Fasten Your Seat Belts. It makes it harder for the aliens to get you out of the car.

I Only Do What My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do.

Keep Honking While I Reload!

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

BIPARTISANSHIP: I'll hug your elephant-If you kiss my a$$.

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

And, seen on a police cruiser: In God We Trust...And You Ain't Him.
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