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A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. At this point, the blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower.

"Help! Help!" he cried into the radio.

The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"

The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... I believe the pilot is unconscious or even dead, and we're flying upside down!"

The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?"

"Because the sh!t is running down my back!"
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