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A young girl was getting ready to go out on her first date.

Deciding the girl might need some advice, her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but you shouldn't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that too, but shouldn't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but do not let him do that." For emphasis, Granny added, "It will disgrace the family!"

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..."

Poor Granny fainted.
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