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One morning, a woman carrying a baby was taking a bus.

As she entered the bus, the driver looked at them and said, "Wow, that is one ugly baby."

The woman was deeply hurt. She continued past the driver and found a seat next to an elderly man.

The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look very upset."

She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."

"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I were you I would take his badge number and report him."

"You're right sir, I think I will report him."

The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll be happy to hold your monkey for you."
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