Every once in a while you receive a cute e-mail that warms your heart
and you just want to pass it along:

So, a salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.It's
opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one
hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked
under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello, son. Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f!ck(heck) do you think?"

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