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The Mexican maid asked her Anglo employer for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now, Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband. He said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband. He did."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora... the gardener. He did."

Wife: "So... How much do you want?"

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