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grin NCR ~ Sunday Humor (Time is 1:13 AM EDST)

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A blonde woman named Holly finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She is so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and she does not win.

Holly again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car."

Lotto night comes and Holly still has no luck.

Once again, she prays: "Dear Lord, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Holly is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Holly, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
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