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The Chip Board Archive 19

'Da End Is Near sad sad

Reverend Boudreaux was the pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Sacred Covenant Church across the street.

They were working together in front of their respective churches, pounding a sign into the ground by the side of the road, that read:

'Da End Is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
Afore It’s Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Pair of religious nuts!'

From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash...

Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus say... 'Bridge Out?'
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