There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard

about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference

between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys playing Poker, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys playing Poker, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in

death.

Have a great night, Mark