Rufus and Earl, two older Alabama rednecks, were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

The slightly older one, Rufus says to Earl, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this here catalog?"

Earl replies, 'Yep. They surely are beautiful. And look at the price!"

Rufus says, with wide eyes, "Wow! They ain't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying me one."

Earl smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea, Rufus! Order one and if she's as pretty as she is in the catalog, I'll get me one too."

Three weeks later, Earl asks Rufus, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"

Rufus replies...

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"No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got me her clothes yesterday!"
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