"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a billiard ball."
"Well get to the back of the queue."

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"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Pull yourself together."

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"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a ten pound note."
"Go Shopping, the change will do you good."

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"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards."
"Please wait a minute and I'll deal with you."

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"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dog"
"How long have you felt like this?"
"Since I was a puppy."

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"Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed the film from my camera."
"We'll just have to wait and see what develops."

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"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a clock."
"OK, just relax. There's no need to get yourself wound up."

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"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin."
"Now you're just talking rubbish."

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"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog."
"Sit down and tell me all about it."
"I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture."

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"Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory."
"When did this happen?"
"When did what happen?"

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"Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing little black spots before my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor before?"
"No, just little black spots."

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