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A doctorhad been having a long-time affair with his nurse.

One day, she came to him and announced that she was pregnant. After some thought, the doctor told her he would pay for her to go to Paris and have the baby there so his wife wouldn't find out.

The nurse asked him, "Well, how do I get in touch with you to let you know when the baby is born?

He told her to send a postcard saying "Sauerkraut."

Nine months later the doctor's wife calls him at work and tells him, "We received the strangest postcard in today's mail."

The doctor asked, "What did it say?

His wife read the card: "Sauerkraut, sauerkraut, sauerkraut... Two with wieners, one without."
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