A woman in her 90's is distraught after the recent death of her warm, caring and faithful husband of seventy years. As she cannot seem to live without him, she decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Not wishing to put it off any longer, she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is located.

The doctor tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of the first finger just below her left nipple. The heart, he tells her, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger.

Later that day, the same doctor is called to the emergency room to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh.
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