Harold, a single guy who lived alone, decided life might be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the shop owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (also known as the 1000-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for its house.

Harold took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered Harold a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

Harold decided he'd invite the centipede one last time...

Putting his face up close to the centipede's little house Harold shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.

This time, a little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f__king shoes!"
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