So, there 's this yellow toad wandering around in the
forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be
yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like
the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to
predators for one thing.

Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.
He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other
toads.
I am tired of being so visible to predators and such."

The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says
"Abracapokus! You're brown!"

The toad looks down and sees that he is brown except
for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the
fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still
yellow!"

To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't
do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz
for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

Yeah, Yeah.....I know.......but you gotta keep reading..............

There is also a purple bear wandering about the very
same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the
very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy
godmother, please make me brown like the other bears.
None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on
account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off."

She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic
wand and says: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!"

The
bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact,
brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries,
they remain purple. He says: "My wang
is still
purple!"

She says: "I don't do units, you will have to
go see The Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies:
"Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do
I find The Wizard of Oz?"

The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just
follow the yellow dick toad!"