A woman went into a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said:

For Sale - $50.00

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this parrot once lived in a house of ill repute and sometimes it says some pretty racy stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided the parrot was so beautiful and such a bargain that she just had to have the bird.

She took it home and hung the parrot's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The parrot looked around the room, then at her, and squawked very clearly, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit taken back at the implication, but then thought to herself, that it really wasn't so bad.

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the parrot saw them and squawked, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Ralph came home from work.

The parrot looked at him and, very clearly squawked, "Hi, Ralph."
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