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An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

With a heavy accent he says, "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No," she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No," she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks to herself, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?''

So she agrees and they proceed...

After a multitude of ways and means, several hours pass by and they're finally finished.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that wasn't too bad. So what exactly is Immigrant Style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to government!"