The blonde cop asked to see the blonde woman's driver's license. As she dug through her purse, she was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked the cop.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.